WE NEED A WAR WITH IRAQ

We need a war with Iraq. It would help distract Americans from the scandals surrounding the president (and more broadly from the fact that our failing economy is killing the planet) than the start of football season: Nothing compares to the patriotic thrill of watching grainy footage of Iraqi radar facilities—or maybe houses or hospitals; the resolution’s never quite good enough to tell—explode into fragments, or better, simply vaporize from the pressure of the blasts.
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