Roundtable Interview with John Lennon
by Samuel Beckett

Beckett:  Glad you could make it, John.

Lennon:   Sam, this bloody fecking amazes me!

Beckett:   It takes some getting used to. But your public faithfully adores you. You'll be all right!

Lennon:   I've often admired your work, Sam, but I never ever dreamt you might interview me. Especially not now.

Beckett:  Try to relax ..

Lennon:   Right! Breathe in, breathe out. I'm a little out of practice.
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  thanks to wood s lot